Crazy leftover baked eggs recipe

 Husband said "surprise me" when I asked him what he wanted for breakfast. Ok, boss. hehehehe

 

2 eggs

1/2 cup diced mushrooms

1/2 cup diced onions

1/2 cup diced broccoli

1 slice proscuitto

1.5 tbsp Mustard gravy

1 slice muenster cheese

1 slice leftover pork tenderloin medallion

black pepper

1 packet mini takis, fuego flavor

1/4 c bread crumbs 

spray grease

4 cup pyrex bowl.

Mixing bowl

Dice and cook proscuitto, remove and place in mixing bowl. 

Cook diced veg until fork tender and add to mixing bowl. 

Dice medallion and add to mixing bowl.

While this cools, crush bag of takis until resembles coarse sand, add breadrumbs and mix thoroughly.

Spray the inside of your pyrex, pour in the taki crumb mix and spray again with grease. Form gently across the bottom and up the sides of the bowl. 

Beat one egg into the stuff in the mixing bowl, add pepper to taste.

Crack on egg into the pyrex on top of the taki crust.

Add egg and veg mixture on top.

Bake at 350 for 15-16 minutes.

Place a small plate on top of the pyrex bowl and flip over to release your creation.

Quickly heat the mustard gravy in the pan. Won't take more than 2 minutes.

Place the cheese slice on top of the pink mound while your gravy is reheating.

Drizzle gravy over top of cheese.

Serve.

Apologize to the dogs, they will not be getting nibbles.

Grandma's Holiday Recipes

My MIL has these recipes that hubs thinks are the bee's knees. I'm sharing so that I have a good place to find them for next year.

Cranberry Fluff

1 can Cranberry Jelly
1 can Cranberry Jelly with Cranberries
2 tsp lemon juice
4oz cream cheese - softened
1/4c mayo
1/4c powdered sugar
1 8oz tub cool whip

Stir 1 tsp lemon juice into cranberry jelly, spread into bowl.
Stir 1 tsp lemon juice into cranberry jelly with cranberries, spread on top of other jelly.
Freeze until set.

Mix cream cheese, mayo and sugar until smooth and combined.
Gently fold in the whole tub of cool whip.
Spread across the frozen cranberry stuff and refrigerate until time to serve.

Fruit Fluff

1 can cherry pie filling
1 8oz can crushed pineapple
1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 12 oz tub cool whip

Drain the crushed pineapple very well. Mix into the cherry pie filling, add condensed milk. Stir until well combined. Fold in cool whip. Refrigerate until time to serve.

*** Personally, I'd serve this on dessert cups. The ones you get in packs of 6 - made from angel food cake with a bit of grated chocolate on top.

Freezing soup bases and the magic of Kiinde bags, plus recipes.

I'm cheap and poor and creative. Waste makes me crazy. Our family is small, just the 3 of us. When I buy celery - and my kid is an anomaly who looks at peanut butter celery like I'm feeding her a bleeding rat skull - it tends to go bad before I've used the entire stalk. Same goes for carrots. I buy a pound and end up with 3 or 4 sad, wizened orange-black things in the drawer of the fridge. The same goes for ginger root, cilantro and certain one off sauces. I went searching for useful recipes to not have to chuck dead veggies.

And the hunt began. How to freeze or use this stuff, keeping my waste as low as possible.

Recaito and mirepoix seemed to be the best options.

Mirepoix is a french thing. It's just chopped carrots, celery, onion and maybe garlic. Most of the time when I've seen it, it's a chunky frozen bag of stuff. I wanted something a little less obvious. Did I mention we have a devoted anti-veg human in the house? Yeah. So much that. Finding a way to hide the veg is a super bonus around these parts. Life has made me a ninja when it comes to hiding vegetables in stuff.

The first few times I made this, I was freezing it in star wars jello trays then sticking the cubes into a zippered freezer bag. Sadly, the frost monster kept killing my mirepoix. Freezer burned like mad.

And off on the next hunt - How to not have to freezer burned mirepoix. I tried coating it in butter or olive oil. Nope. Different qualities/brands of freezer bag. Nope. Then I found Kiinde twist bags. These are made for freezing breast milk and baby puree. It's true. They're little 6oz bags with a teensy funnel for filling them. Also reusable, so Yay! for not adding to the plastic waste in the world. When it comes to cost, if you use one bag 4x, it equals the price of individual zipper freezer bags.  Gotta say. I love these things. I now have them filled with frozen recaito, minced ginger, (not frozen) crock pot caramel, thai sweet chili sauce and of course, mirepoix. It's not all beauty, though. It does take some effort to squeeze out the last of the stuff in the pouch. I whack the little bags against the edge of my pot to shake those last bits in, then scrape the exterior of the bag and whack some more. Waste not, my darlings. Once I've emptied a bag, I rinse it well and fill with about 2oz of water, squeeze out the air and toss it back into the freezer. When it's time to use them again, I gather a handful, defrost the ice inside and wash them with soapy water just prior to refilling them. Google these suckers, it's worth it.

Mirepoix is a good base for lots of recipes. It's a savory thing. I cook it down and add it to my beans when making beans and rice. I put it in most of my soups and chili.

Mirepoix

Carrots
Celery
Onion
Garlic (optional)
Butter or olive oil

Try to go with equal parts of carrots, celery and onion. If the parts aren't perfectly equal, that's ok too. I adjust depending on what's left in the drawer, but not ranging too far from the mostly equal area. I like to throw a whole head of garlic in there as well. Put each veg into a food processor and chop until fine - almost a paste. Mix em all together until well combined. Get out the cast iron and heat your oil or melt your butter. About 1tbsp, add more if you need it as it cooks. Throw the minced veg and stir a bit. Let it cook down and start to brown. Stir occasionally. The more carmelized this gets, the more the flavor develops. I'm impatient and almost never let it cook to a good carmelization. Once it's where you're happy, take it off the eye and let it cool. Spoon into Kiinde bags or however you wanna store it. I put about 1/2c in each bag. Squeeze out any spare air and freeze it till you need it.

Recaito is a spanish base. I use it in my empanadas and anything nacho, taco, burrito or chimichanga like. When I buy cilantro, it's a huge bunch that wilts and dies and makes me sad. I don't like it enough to eat it in every other meal until it's gone, but I don't hate it enough to wish it such a sad demise, either. This isn't exactly recaito - I'm not buying culantro for it, but it's close.

Recaito

1.5 heads of garlic
1# sweet onions
1 bunch of cilantro
2 bags of mini sweet peppers (generally 1# each, but some are 12oz instead. Use what's on sale)

Remove stems and seeds of the peppers. Mince in food processor.  Quarter the onion and mince that too. Skin and chunk the garlic, then mince in the food processor. Same goes for the cilantro. Chop it roughly and mince it. Mix all ingredients thoroughly. Bag it by the 1/2cup and freeze till you need it.

Thai sweet chili sauce - kinda. I had a few of those mini peppers left and wanted to do something funky. I found a recipe for thai sweet chili sauce. I didn't have some of the ingredients, so it was time to get creative. We were out of cayenne (bad bad foodie, sit in the corner and think about what you've done!) but we did have some Mad Dog 357 with #9 plutonium. I've poured this sweet, tangy, spicy sauce on cooking pork chops as a finish. Hubs loved it.

Sweet Inferno  (my version of Thai Sweet Chili Sauce)

.5 cup White Vinegar
.75 cup Sugar
1 Tbsp Soy Sauce
1 cup water
6 Garlic cloves
8 sweet mini peppers
1/2 tsp chili powder
1/2 tsp Mad Dog 357 (or any hot sauce that grooves you, adjust to your heat level)
1 Tbsp Corn starch
2-3 Tbsp Water

Remove stems and seeds from peppers and skin the garlic. Toss into food processor and dice.

Put the first 4 things in the pot and start it cooking on medium heat. Stir while you are dissolving the sugar. Listen to your child complain about the smell of cooking vinegar. (Silently agree) Turn it up a little and bring to a boil. Stir occasionally and let it thicken slightly. Add everything except for the last two ingredients, stir  and turn it down a little to simmer. Make a roux of the cornstarch and water. Add the roux while stirring. The goal is to thicken the sauce until it coats the back of a spoon. You want to make sure the cornstarch is cooked in, and doesn't taste floury. Take off the eye and let cool. Bag it and tag it. Freeze what you aren't going to use soon.

Chicken Veloute Soup

Sounds posh, innit? Chicken Veloute is just fancy talk for cream of chicken soup with wine, rosemary and leeks. The creamy part is pretty much the same as how you make southern sausage gravy, except with heavy cream instead of milk. This recipe makes a very rich and velvety soup that's good for about 6 bowls. As with any soup, find someone to send some over to the next day. Sharing is caring, kids. We need more of that in the world.

I'm always on the lookout for new things to do with leeks. I like them in my chicken and dumplings soup (I say as my father rolls in his grave.) However, they always come in a group of 3 that is far too much for my single recipe. This was a recipe I tried to use up some of my leek bounty. Husband loved it, kid loved it, dog loved it... so I guess it's a winner enough to add to the winter soup recipe pile.

I go French with it and do use actual butter and heavy cream. I also add mirepoix, but it's a ghetto version that I make once every two months and store in the freezer in baby squeeze bags- see recipe on the blog. After serious research, I learned that cheap wine is best for cooking. I mean real cheap, like "dig through the cushions for change and add a ripped single or two" cheap. The bottle I used was $4 for 750ml, I went through about half of it.

It go like this, here we go.

Chicken Veloute Soup

1 large chicken breast (about 1#)
1 leek
1 Tbsp Fresh minced rosemary
1.5 cups stupid cheap Sauvignon Blanc
1 bag mirepoix
1/2 tsp garlic powder
2 cubes Telma chicken bullion
1.5 cups flour
1 box Chicken bone broth
16 oz heavy whipping cream
1/2 stick butter
one strip of bacon per person (plus one for the dog or whichever cat shows up first)
olive oil
salt and pepper to taste

Dice small/med and rough then rinse the leek. Pat dry.  Toss with olive oil and roast for 10 mins at 400 degrees on a flat pan. Stir and roast em for another 15 minutes. Set to the side.

Coat chicken in olive oil. Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes. Let chicken rest in it's juices for at least 10 minutes then cube chicken into 1/4in nibbly bits and toss back into the drippings.

Cook bacon until crisp. Chop into bits and set to the side.

Pour the bacon grease into the soup pot. Add the butter and let it melt. Squeeze in the mirepoix, crumbled bullion cubes and rosemary. Cook it down stirring occasionally until the mixture turns lightly caramel colored and not so liquidy. Add the flour and stir. Cook the flour mix but don't let it brown. It will suck up all the grease and liquid and become a thick doughy glob. Add the wine and whisk like you've lost your mind. Take a swig out of the bottle and say "To Julia!" The goal is to get rid of the lumps and have something that's about the texture of pancake batter. I use a slotted spoon to dig around and make sure I've gotten all the lumps out. Add in the broth and garlic powder. Stir some more. Once combined and gently bubbling, add the chicken and leeks. Stir until combined and let it cook for another 10 minutes while you clean a bit of this and that. Turn the soup down and add the heavy cream and stir until incorporated. Salt and pepper to taste. Serve with bacon bits crumbled across the top.

Eggplant Parmesan sandwiches with tomato, olive, mushroom paste.

Forgive me, foodies, for I have sinned. It's been a while since my last post...

I've been pinching pennies like mad lately. This recipe comes from partially internet scavenged recipes and stuff I figured out whilst digging in the sad back corners of the pantry.

I picked up some eggplant when it was on sale $1 each. The tomato paste was 89 cents, the mushrooms cost another $1, as did the can of pitted black olives. Pick your own sliced cheese, I've tried both sharp cheddar and provolone and prefer the cheddar. Do what grooves you. If'n you dig mozzarella or pepper jack, go ahead. The rest of the ingredients are all things that I keep on hand.

I made this with the specific intent of freezing it and was able to get three meals and a lunch for 3 people. Only two of the meals had the sauce, but that's the way it goes sometimes. Personally, I prefer to keep the skin on my veg. The skins on the eggplant did NOT freeze well, so bye bye skins.

"Special sauce"

1 can Tomato paste with Basil and Oregano
1 c white mushrooms
1 can pitted black olives

Chop the olives and mushrooms in your handy dandy food chopper until they are minced finely but not ground into a paste. Mix with the tomato paste. Add a sprinkle of italian herbs and 1tsp sugar to cut the acid. Cook on low/medium until the paste goes from red to brownish. Stir and remove from heat.

Eggplant Parmesan

2 medium/large eggplant
2 eggs
2.5 cups breadcrumbs
1 cup parmesan cheese
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp Adobo criollo
Olive oil

Skin and slice the eggplant into 1/4" to 1/2" thick rounds. Try not to go thicker than 1/2". Beat the eggs. Mix dry ingredients.

Put some olive oil in a non stick pan and let it get good and hot.
Dip eggplant in egg, dredge in the breadcrumb mixture, fry in the lightly oiled pan until it's a lovely deep golden brown and flip em to get the other side. Place on a plate to let them rest. Keep going until you're done with all the eggplant.If you notice the pan getting dry, hit it with another drizzle of oil and keep rocking and rolling.

Two slices per person, bag tag and chuck em in the freezer - except what you'll be eating tonight and maybe lunch tomorrow. Divide the sauce in half and freeze that for later.

Assembly

Lightly spread butter on sliced bread, add italian herbs and garlic powder. Toast em in the oven until nice and crisp. Spread special sauce on top, add a round of the eggplant, add slice of cheese, spread with more special sauce, top with a light sprinkle of parmesan. You can toss it back in the oven for a couple of minutes to get the cheese nice and melty if'n you want to. The eggplant should still be warm enough to melt the cheese. Yummy, open faced, veggie wonderfulness!

Recook

Once the eggplant is defrosted, you can refry the rounds on a hot non stick pan. You won't need to oil the pan this time. Once that is complete, assemble as you would normally.

Ok, but now I'm out of that tomato stuff...

You can always make more, Grasshopper. Or you can make some veg pasta and toss a can of sauce on it, throw the refried rounds on top with cheese and herbs, bake it and grub out on the normal version.

Creamy crazy cock a leekie soup

Cock a leekie is a traditional Scottish soup of leeks and chicken. Winter is coming. That's soup time over here. I'm dusting off some fridge cleaning soup recipes. This is one of my favourites to do after I've made Chicken Soup because I usually have a few leeks left over. This is not a THE traditional way to do the soup. I do most of this in the crock pot, but you can do it stovetop.

Let's get into trouble!

Soup:
2 lg Boxes Reduced Sodium Chicken Stock
3 Reduced Sodium Telma Chicken Consumme Cubes
1 med Red Onion - Minced
1 Tbsp Worchestershire Sauce
2 large Leeks - Diced
1 stalk Celery - Minced
2 sm Yellow Squash - Diced
1 Tbsp Italian Seasoning Blend

Toss into the crock, put it on low and come back in 5- 8 hours.

Then:
1.5# Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast
2 Tbsp Ceasar Dressing
1 Tbsp Honey
1 tsp Lemon Pepper Seasoning

Trim Chicken breast. Place foil on a cookie sheet or baking pan. Place chicken on foil and cover with Dressing, honey and lemon pepper. Close foil to keep the juices inside. Bake at 400 degrees for 25 minutes.

While the chicken is cooking, use a stick blender to puree the soup in the crock pot.

When the chicken is finished, let it rest for 5 minutes before dicing. Pour the juice from the cooked
chicken that is reserved nicely in your foil packet into the soup and give it a bit of the stick.

Toss the diced chicken in a bowl with 2 Tbsp of cornstarch before putting them into the soup. Stir. The cornstarch will thicken the soup slightly. Turn off the crock pot. Serve.

If you want to get super crazy with the creamy aspect, before you add the chicken - throw in half a bar of reduced fat cream cheese and blend that sucker good with your immersion blender stick.

Nothing on tv? Time to whip out some YouTube channels!

When we cut the cable and started streaming, it took a little while to get into a good swing. Currently, I find that television programs worth watching are becoming more and more rare. Worse, the really good ones are getting cancelled or have fewer episodes than the cake-for-the-masses horrific pablum clogging our airwaves. 

Between seasons, I go on a hunt of YouTube for stuff to watch usually while I'm folding laundry, mopping or cooking. Must keep the brain active, so I won't go full tilt Stepford Betty Crocker.

Before I start with the list of my favorite super nifty You Tube Channels to check out, ask yourself 3 questions.

1. Do I know the difference between Star Wars & Star Trek?
2. Do I know the proper name of 6 different named weapons from books or film?
3. Can I name 10 different fictional alien species?
bonus question : Hodor?

If you could answer all three questions, come take a look at the list. If not... um, how did you find this page, anyhow? The answer to the bonus question is Hodor. (But, I'm sure you knew that already...)

Click on the name of the channel to go to the channel. (See, I made it easy!)

I like movie reviews and news about upcoming releases. That lead me to these sites:

Nerdist
Gamer news, movie news, geekity fun good times. Their daily Nerdist News is worth a gander.

Machinima
The same kind of stuff as with Nerdist, but with more manliness. Or 12 year old boy humor. Whatever you wanna call it...

Black Nerd Comedy
Hands down my favorite movie reviewer. Love this dude, so so much. Unapologetically goofy.

Screen Junkies
These are the guys that do "Honest Movie Trailers". Fun stuff!

Geek & Sundry

Their low budget program The Guild is what brought me over. It's a fun show for anyone who has played or knows people who do play online RPG games like WoW. I'm a Wil Wheaton fan, too. He does a show called Tabletop where he and his buddies play tabletop games like Munchkin or Settlers of Catan. It's nice to see different games being played - lets me know which ones to put on the list to buy or the list to avoid. 

Emergency Awesome

This dude is a supernerd. He seems happily obsessed with all the minutiae of certain tv shows and movies. And guy is serious about it. Seriously. He does breakdowns of Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Marvel & DC anything and Walking Dead. Plus other shows as well. He digs out the literature and 'splains to all us lazy bastards who don't read the pulp. It's kind of like Vlog form Nerdy Cliff Notes. Respect and thanks!

PewDiePie

He's top dog on YouTube atm and I do enjoy some of his videos. Watching his playthrough of Deadpool is what sold me on the game. TBH, I only eyeball about 1 out of 8 episodes that he posts.  Are you a bro, yet? Tee hee.

And then there's Music....

ERB
Epic Rap Battles. Some rock, some suck but they're all pretty darned creative. If you haven't heard of these folks yet, climb out from under your rock, man.

AVByte
Oh the musicality. Oh the nerdy joy. While not every one is a hit, the orchestration and lyric work is fricking a-ma-zing. Luna found them because of their Doctor Who musical numbers.